Cake Wrecks.

I’ve been losing time on this blog all afternoon, thanks to Bunny. Although only three pages in, I am confident that this is the scariest cake I’ve ever seen in my life.

Seriously, what are people thinking?

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*faints*

Acting on Aaron’s endorsement of Loopt, I went to check it out and sign up.  Just judging from the front page it looks like the kind of service I had hoped Twitter could be.

Connect with friends and get alerted when they are nearby

Yes, that’s what I’d like.

I fill out the form with my demographic info and hit submit.

Loopt now asks me to identify my phone:

Oh, hmm. I don’t have a Blackberry or iPhone, much to my dismay.  Well, that seems okay. There’s a helpful “Can’t find your phone?” link below this if one of the displayed models is not yours. My hopes are high because over to the right they illustrate how phones can look different when the colors vary by displaying a flower of Razrs, which is my phone.

But when I click on that helpful link:

It’s overused but I’m going to say it anyway: Fail.

Warning! The following links are barely safe for home, let alone work. Do not click unless you can handle it. I mean it. If you do not know what that means, you can’t handle it.

Last week Ed was doing some research on a porn talent agency’s website. Why? Who knows, he’s Ed. While conducting his research he discovered a tool that graphed out what sex acts porn actresses are willing to do, based on the answers from 901 actresses in the database. What does one do with this information? I don’t know personally, but it’s the internet. The information is there and that’s pretty cool.

Today, Fleshbot picked up The Deets’ blog entry about his findings. Huh, interesting! It’s always nice when a high traffic site links to something, even if it is highly inappropriate. *cough* Oh, but simply linking to it wasn’t enough; they added the creative twist of illustration. Each sex act in Ed’s graph is accompanied with a picture. Yeah, it’s exactly what you think. The fewer actresses willing to do it, the worse the picture. I’d say “you have to go see this shit,” but then I’d feel guilty if you actually did and tried to bill me for the therapist you’ll start seeing to work out your new issues.

In addition to Ed’s piece, Fleshbot also linked to Max “Bunny” Sparber’s “My Porn Year” project, where he is transforming the top grossing film of each week into a porn script by the week’s end. With the exception of animated, children’s, or animated children’s films, you’ll see all the new releases turned into a hilarious script involving phrases such as, “They have sex.”

The best part? The picture they used to emphasize the entry.

Jen and I love the Bunny.

These days? My time is consumed with Association matters. I’d love to blog more specifically about it but I probably won’t until it’s all over. I just don’t know how that could affect things from a legal standpoint.

And since I haven’t really being doing much of anything else, here’s some stuff that’s cool.

Jet Pack Tour: Bemidji - lol How hilarious are Bunny and Coco? It’s jump pictures from here on out for me! Too awesome.

Photoshop Disasters - That pretty much describes it. It’s a good way to lose an afternoon.

Ant Eater - You do what you gotta do for love, sometimes it’s really stupid. And gross.

Solitaire Scrabulous - Yeah, yeah, yeah I am late to the Scrabble train, as usual, but I am loving it.

Success! I figured since I was going through all the trouble of moving to new software, I might as well overhaul the design, too.

So, all 4 of you who subscribe to this wee blog will need to update your reader to the new Feed Burner link at the right.

Please let me know if any links are broken or something is not working. Thanks!

I don’t know why you’re not, though.

This little tidbit was in a recent episode of Flak Radio. Taylor, Jim and I had a brief exchange in Google’s new Chat feature, in which you can get multiple people into a “chat room” to waste more time at work. Taylor then took our genius and put it through a robot voice application thingy and voila! COMEDY GOLD!

I’m not as excited about this as I was over the 1500 Filipino prisoners re-enacting the dance sequence from Thriller, buuuut this is pretty badass. This guy somehow managed to land a full Showbiz Pizza animatronic band and has synced the band up to some dope tunes, programming every move perfectly. In his house.

DeRushaJ: listening to Sen. Larry Craig audio interrogation. My favorite quote:”I tend to spread my legs when I lower my pants so they won’t slide.”

Thank you, Jason. That was the highlight of my afternoon, so far.

I’d like to share with you some of the search terms that brought people into OIM. Unfortunately, none of the search terms that led folks to this site were at all interesting, even though I feel there’s great potential. I offer no commentary because I’m pretty tired today, but some of them don’t need it. These make me fear for the people we are sharing our air with. Parental warning: Some of these are nas-tay!

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