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Glittering Generality?

Are we sick of the masters of the nonanswers yet? Have we had enough of this kind of politician?

“She’s a master, not of facts, figures or insightful policy recommendations, but at the fine art of the nonanswer, the glittering generality,” Andrew Halcro, a Republican who ran as an independent, wrote recently. “Against such charms there is little Biden, or anyone, can do.”

She’s also a snotty bitch who apparently never grew out of that high school nonsense that it’s cool to make fun of the smart kids for being, you know, smart. Mostly, it’s the only defense she has. She can’t out debate them, so her only option is to put them down. That is not the kind of person we need in any leadership role.

For all her homespun charm, she could flay her opponents like freshly caught salmon, as she did in one debate when the moderator asked the combatants what job they might offer their rivals if they became governor.

Halcro, she said, “would make the most awesome statistician the state could ever look for,” a jab at the numbers he so often threw at her.

As the debate audience giggled at the putdown, Palin then turned on Knowles, a one-time deli owner, saying, “Do they need a chef down in Juneau? I know Mr. Knowles is really good at that.”

Larry Persily, the former Anchorage Daily News opinion page editor who asked the question, said, “People talked a lot more about that the next day than, say, the nuances of early childhood education.”

Ohmigod that’s sooooo funny! He’s know a lot of facts about a lot of stuff! What a DORK!

Let’s NOT be talking about her childish putdowns tomorrow, folks. Let’s be looking at how well she understands and answers the questions, and how to-the-point her answers are.  We can’t really be so stupid to fall for it, can we?

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Curious

I don’t understand why a chuch can face penalties for publicly endorsing a politician, but politicians can use their religion to create policy, decisions, or overturn decisions.

From the NYTimes:

Organizations like Americans United for Separation of Church and State have made a show of reporting churches to the I.R.S. to deter transgressors.

Is it because churches are nonprofit and candidates are not? Do candidates ever receive deductible contributions for anything?

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Bring it on!

My last for the day, promise! They just keep providing material.

Sarah Palin is looking forward to Thursday’s debate against Joe Biden. In this video she makes a hilarious joke about Biden’s age. Psst… Sarah, um, making fun of him because you’ve been hearing his Senate speeches since you “were in, like, the 2nd grade” is 1.) acknowledging his vastly superior experience and that he’s been in the game long before you ever received that first Intelligent Design pamphlet, AND 2.) indirectly making fun of McCain for being even (6 years) older. Nice work.  Also, that’s the second time you’ve recycled that joke. It’s time to find another “flaw” to focus on. But then you might have to talk about something of substance.

Why is she so confident that she’s smarter than Biden? Because he sorta-predicted that University of Delaware would beat the Ohio Buckeyes, and he was wrong. 

While holding a football, speaking to the U of DE football team, Biden announced, “I told the folks in Ohio that we’d kick Ohio State’s ass!”

Yeah, clearly he’s not qualified to be VP.

 

via Christian Science Monitor. Indeed, she’s showing some spunk! Now let’s try to get her to show some intelligence.

Due to much more important plans on Thursday, Friday & Saturday, I’ll have to TiVo the debate and watch it Sunday afternoon. No spoilers!

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Bailout Package: 228-205

Frmo NYTimes:

The vote against the measure was 228 to 205, with 133 Republicans joining 95 Democrats in opposition. The bill was backed by 140 Democrats and 65 Republicans.

McCain’s response? (via MNPublius)

This bill failed because Barack Obama and the Democrats put politics ahead of country. –McCain-Palin senior policy adviser Doug Holtz-Eakin

Uhh… right.  Can we expect more of this flailing? Because it hasn’t quite reached “I pity him” caliber.

In contrast, Obama’s response:

It is important for the American public and for the markets to say calm because things are never smooth in congress and to understand that it will get done. That we are going to make sure an emergency package is put together because it is required for us to stabilize the markets and to make sure that when a small business-person wakes up tomorrow morning, he will be able to make payroll. … I am confident we are going to get there but it’s going to be sort of rocky. It’s sort of like flying into Denver. You know you’re going to land but it’s not always fun going over those mountains.

One is Presidential and one is childish.

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Want.

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Please to buy for me, thanks.

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So that’s how they’ll do it

Were you wondering whether the Thursday VP debate would go on, or if they’d find a way to stall or cancel it? I was, but now I see how the far right plans to dismantle the credibility of the debate.

Says says Nancy Pfotenhauer, referring to Gwen Ifill:

“I think the moderator will have some serious questions to answer if they do go so heavily on foreign policy,”

Why? Oh because:

“normally, in Vice Presidential debates, you see a more even-handed approach”

She apparently is suggesting that by asking Sarah Palin too many questions about foreign policy, Gwen Ifill will be moderating unfairly. During a time when foreign policy is an extremely important topic to most Americans, I’m glad they have their priority straight: protecting Sarah from the meanies.

But as Megan at Jezebel points out:

Gwen Ifill moderated the 2004 debate between Vice President Dick Cheney and Senator John Edwards, asking a total of 20 questions. Ten of those questions were specifically about foreign policy — including the first 9 — while Cheney brought up foreign policy in two addition domestic policy questions and Edwards snuck it into one of his domestic policy answers. In the latter three cases, Edwards and Cheney responded to the other’s foreign policy forays in kind. That means that foreign policy discussions comprised two-thirds of the last Vice Presidential debate.

There are many (internet commenter) theories floating around suggesting that we’re being hustled right now, and when Palin shows up for the debate, she’ll mop the floor with Biden. Or that at the last minute they’ll ditch her and replace her with someone who’ll get the votes back. But it’s clear that this pre-emptive strike rules those out. They’re already laying the groundwork to pull the spotlight off her VP performance and on to the moderator. Why would they do that if they didn’t think she’s going to totally tank?

I think we need some games for the VP debate. We should have a pool for how many times she says certain phrases like “job creation” or “bridge to nowhere”.

We also need a drinking game. 1 drink every time she smirks and says something about how great democracy is; 2 drinks for mention of her children; chug if she says anything about lipstick, pitbulls or pigs.

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Thrift Store Mega Find!

Found: Sun Ray Valu Thrift, $1.49. Skid mark included. (not pictured)

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LOLcano!

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Why I’ll never answer my door again

That loathesome asshole that I unfortunately share a building with came to my door last night.

Shave-and-a-haircut knock. When I see through the peep-hole that it’s him, my brain processes, “hollar out and say, ‘look, if you aren’t here to pay your dues, gtfo.’” But, I’m kind of a moron.

I open the door and just look at him.

He says, “I’d really appreciate if you would stop taking the tape off the mailbox down there.” Quick history: the mailbox for unit 3 doesn’t have a lock and so the door just swings wide open, hitting the front door when you enter. (small entryway) To solve this, genius uses an old piece of duct tape that is no longer doing its job. Just about every day the tape peels away and the doors swings open. To combat the aging tape, he simply places another piece over the top of it. Like that is somehow going to magically make the bottom piece effective again. Anyway

After 5 or so seconds of me staring blankly at him, mouth slightly agape, not quite sure I actually heard him tell ME to stop taking the tape off. Deliberately. I say, “I don’t take the tape off.” Ooh, good one. You got him by the balls now, man. That was a tough one, how will he recover?

“Well, it’s coming off and the door is hitting against the front door and scratching it. That will cost the Association money. The tape is being removed, so someone is doing it.” Or, it could be the oldass duct tape that isn’t working anymore. But nooooo… everyone’s out to get this guy. I swear he just sits around all day and dreams up shit he can accuse me of.

“I don’t touch the tape. I have no reason to.”

“Well, it’s just convenient that the tape always seems to come off when your car appears outside.” Good reasoning, dipshit. I live there. My car is always there.  And, um, did you just admit to me that you’re paying attention to when I come and go? I do not like that.

My reaction was to raise my eyebrows as if he might have sprouted a second head, back away slowly and close the door in his face. I’ve never encountered a 70 year old child before. It’s a different experience.

First of all, this is possibly the most ridiculous thing that’s ever happened to me, and that includes all the times I’ve locked myself out of homes and cars, and the one time I dumped a gallon of mocha on my face. Second, half the time that I come home and notice that the tape gave out, I put it back into place. The other half, Jeremy tapes it back up. Well, I’ll make sure not to touch it ever again. Your tape is your problem.

So, look here, buddy, shut your friggin’ mouth, and don’t ever speak another word to me again that doesn’t include the string, “I’m here to pay my dues” or “You’ll never have to see me again. Ever.”

I can dream.

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This is pretty much how my day is going

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