Framed, originally uploaded by ang.d.

Jeremy had one of my favorite photos of my Grandparents, on their wedding day, blown up onto canvas and framed for my 30th birthday. He gave me the present a couple weeks early, and I am really glad.

It’s one of the most touching gifts I’ve ever received, and I couldn’t have asked for anything better. I also couldn’t have asked for anyone better.

Warning! The following links are barely safe for home, let alone work. Do not click unless you can handle it. I mean it. If you do not know what that means, you can’t handle it.

Last week Ed was doing some research on a porn talent agency’s website. Why? Who knows, he’s Ed. While conducting his research he discovered a tool that graphed out what sex acts porn actresses are willing to do, based on the answers from 901 actresses in the database. What does one do with this information? I don’t know personally, but it’s the internet. The information is there and that’s pretty cool.

Today, Fleshbot picked up The Deets’ blog entry about his findings. Huh, interesting! It’s always nice when a high traffic site links to something, even if it is highly inappropriate. *cough* Oh, but simply linking to it wasn’t enough; they added the creative twist of illustration. Each sex act in Ed’s graph is accompanied with a picture. Yeah, it’s exactly what you think. The fewer actresses willing to do it, the worse the picture. I’d say “you have to go see this shit,” but then I’d feel guilty if you actually did and tried to bill me for the therapist you’ll start seeing to work out your new issues.

In addition to Ed’s piece, Fleshbot also linked to Max “Bunny” Sparber’s “My Porn Year” project, where he is transforming the top grossing film of each week into a porn script by the week’s end. With the exception of animated, children’s, or animated children’s films, you’ll see all the new releases turned into a hilarious script involving phrases such as, “They have sex.”

The best part? The picture they used to emphasize the entry.

Jen and I love the Bunny.

Ed created this fascinating custom map showing all of the places that Aaron has dined on pizza, and then blogged a full review. I’m amazed by the sheer number of locations spread across the country. The man is a pizza eating machine.

Ed states Aaron likes his pizza like he likes his women; hot, fresh and at his door in 30 minutes or less. My feeble attempt was: thin crust and saucy. Can you do better?

Quote: This is a quote you have overheard. Not something you saw on a
billboard. And not something you heard on the radio or on television.

Where: This is a place in Minnesota

Overheard by: Max

Spotted in the elevator lobby:

Spotted over at mediation: City Pages will also be rolling out the new CP today.

From City Pages Blotter:

That’s right, the new Citypages.com rolls out today. In mere hours, we will bear witness to the power of this fully operational battle station.

Sounds exciting. New design, better layout, easier navigation?

Perhaps, but not today. We know what happened to the Death Star, but what happened to the new CP?

Update: I see the new layout has been launched. It’s cluttered, seems a little random and doesn’t flow well.  So, that’s a big improvement.

by Taylor:

By Jeremy:

You can’t please everyone all of the time, and people are more than willing to let you know when they think you’ve fallen short. If you are one of those people, it’s important to remember that expressing your disappointment doesn’t mean you shouldn’t express it intelligently.

Below is an email sent to The Strip Club. My Strip Club.

From: Al Tahoe
To: contact@domeats.com
Subject: Worst Steak I ever had
Date: Fri, 7 Mar 2008

How can you take a new your strip, cut it up into little pieces and serve in in soup? You guy suck!

I guess nobody told Al that there has never been a dish served at TSC that is remotely similar to cut up pieces of steak served in soup. Mr. Tahoe is also unaware of, well, just about everything else. I’m sure the Crew at The Strip Club appreciates feedback when it’s constructive and, you know, legible. But this type of blabbering BS doesn’t do anything except provide a source of entertainment. Which it totally did.

(Posted with permission)