Walgreens is where it happens - cell phone picture frenzy!

I had to spend 20 minutes in Walgreens this afternoon back by the pharmacy (Man, those pharmacologists are slow!) and to entertain myself, I looked around for some fun items to take pictures of.

An energy drink for the ladies, or the fellas if you’re into that kind of thing. Flavor: “Sin-A-Man.” I bought a can, but have not cracked it open yet. I’m afraid it will turn me off of drinking liquids completely. There’s a joke there, and I’m sure Jeremy won’t disappoint.

The item itself is not that big of a deal, it’s common in drug stores. The magic happens in their image logo above “baby start.” I don’t think I need to say much more on that.

There weren’t any chairs left to sit on, so I stood a little ways back in the “feminine” aisle. This guy turns the corner and it becomes obvious he is about to approach me. For what, who knows, but at the last moment he turned his head towards the items on the shelf, flinched noticeably and turned on his heel muttering, “what the fuck” while disappearing around the corner. I really wanted to get a good picture of him because he was sporting some very fly sunglasses and a totally bitchin SWEAT BAND around his head. Unfortunately, this is all I could get because…

…this guy walked out of nowhere, blocking the view. I mean, blocking the view. Entirely.

After Goliath left my line of sight, I tried to get another shot, but was interrupted when they called my name. Of course, they completely butchered it, but that’s another story. Douchey McDoucheface left after that and thus ended my opportunities to get the front shot.

I was lucky enough to share the counter with Goliath, though, and got one more awesome capture. I do it for you, because I love you. Enjoy.