Ang: “Hey, when I’m on vacation in a couple of weeks, could you do me a favor and come over to my place to feed my cat?”
Taylor: “Oh sure, no problem. What is that, every other day?”
Ang: “You could probably make it every third. I’ll put out enough food before I leave, and as long as you fill the dish to the top, she’ll be fine. You don’t need to clean the litter or anything either, I’ll take care of that when I get back.”
Taylor: “Yeah, okay no problem.”
About thirty seconds later…
Ang: grinning and shaking my head “You know what? I’m a total moron. I’m not going anywhere.”
Taylor: “I didn’t want to say anything. I thought, ‘maybe I haven’t been listening.’”
I consider this a sign that it’s been too long since I’ve had a nice long vacation.


















3 Responses
Sounds like you should go somewhere for your vacation, though.
Might do ya some good.
Well, I’ve got someone coming to see me. I was briefly confused.
It will do me some good.
LMAO
That’s a good one on a Friday afternoon.